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los outet euch

me:

Allah only knows what's going on inside that skull of yours! Maybe that rag on your head is too tight and is restricting the blood to the non-loony parts of your brain, as some of you're actions are insane even by dictator standards! You declare ANYTHING remotely fun unholy and ban it (Maybe that's where the word TaliBAN comes from)! You persecute anyone who doesn't hold your heavily perverted view of your religion and you have no respect for women and then wonder why nobody likes you! Yeah, yeah, I'm an "infidel!" Blah, blah, blah! At least I'm not hiding in a cave with a bunch of "holy warriors" who run at the first sign of trouble and a poisonous old bastard the world wants dead!

so ich bin

You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!

aber nich so laut sagen. Da is ja noch jemand sauer auf mich und wenn der mich hier findet bekomm ich Ärger

By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!

Cool, bin ein kleiner Karibikdiktator!

Vielleicht könnt ich es auch zum kleinen Alpendiktator bringen?! *grübelunddurchdenlangenbartstreich*

FIDEL CASTRO*lol

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Kannte ich aber schon von früher her - war damals Stalin.


² Tempest: es gibt eine "editieren"-Funktion (Spam!) und das Board unterstützt kein HTML, deshalb musst du das Bild so einfügen mit dem "IMG"-Button/Tag.

By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!


Danke Morki

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

Slobodan Millosevic
ich glaub ich spinn so ein penner...

toll was...

Spike Scallion

Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!

Hey, ich kann kein Russisch, nich viel zumindest

tada
and the winner is:



mal"heilmir"achi

Woah Krass!
Ich bin auch so ein George W. "God-bless-America" Bush, obwohl ich im alten Europa lebe

@ Tempest

jetzt schau das du land gewinnst, malachi hat dich anscheinend gefunden....

Jugoslawien wird dir Staatssicherheit geben!!!

Spike Scallion

Sadam

Dito der Sajid Rais.

argh nur bush's und blairs hier da pack ich meine nicht vorhandenen Biowaffen wohl mal schnell in den Keller

Oh nein! Der Bush

"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!

Der Test ist cool, muss ich nochmal machen

[edit]Beim zweiten Durchlauf kam folgendes raus:

You answer the question: "what if Hitler was black?" A power-mad little shit that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what! Sadly, no matter how much you persecute your populace, they are getting sick of you! When given the option of starving to death because of the piss poor economy you created or stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more and more find the later more attractive! Also shave that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look like an even bigger tit then you are already!

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Don Corleone

Ich glaub ich spinn! Slobodan Milosevic!So ein scheiß!:D

Fidel !



VipScheiße:Der

Ich bin auch ein Bush

Naja, irgendwie ist der Test vorhersehbar.

Avenger

Oh, no!

Tony Blair!

wie konnte das nur passieren?

was ein mist

he beim zweiten durch lauf bin ich onkel adolf. adolf und bush passen eh gut zusammen...

Spike Diese freundliche politische Bemerkung wurde gesponsort von: Jagged Strike, "für diesen Genuß geht man Meilen weit!" Scallion

ich bin ein kleiner Mann mit einen Schnautzer und so nenr komischen Armbinde und liebe Juden



wer bin ich


ne nicht Adolf


doch

George A. Mao
You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!

btw, diss Ding iss echt genial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Das lustige ist ja das hier nach Diktatoren gefragt wird, aber Bush und Blair vorkommen, leben die nicht in ner Demokratie??
Bei Bush triffts ja schon zu das er ein Diktator ist aber bei Blai nicht so ganz obwohl er wie Bush ein riesen Ar***loch ist...

Spike Scallion

@ spike hitler is auch mal demokratisch gewählt worden

Hitler.

"The most evil man of all time"


Y

ich dachte der titel wäre schon für gorgo reserviert @ Y

@Tempest: Ich dachte, Gorgo wär ne Frau.


YpsderdenBKKalsModnichtfürchtenmussilon

You answer the question: "what if Hitler was black?" A power-mad little shit that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what! Sadly, no matter how much you persecute your populace, they are getting sick of you! When given the option of starving to death because of the piss poor economy you created or stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more and more find the later more attractive! Also shave that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look like an even bigger tit then you are already!

Hrhr

@y
ha! für abtrünnige mods gibtz was viel schlimmeres.

Hab mal gedacht, passt vielleicht dazu. Weiß nicht mehr wo ich das her hab.

Spike Scallion

Irgendwie bin ich einfach zu dämlich hier ein Bild einzusetzen. Kann es möglicherweise jemand nochmal idiotensicher erklären?

riodoro

Du schreibst [img.]URL[/img.]

Die Punkte lässt du weg (hab ich nur gemacht, damit es nicht al Tag erkannt wird) und bei "URL" fügst du die vollständige URL des Bildes ein. Alles klar?

Na also...

riodoro

THX Khelbun

Das probieren wir aber nochmal, Riodoro...

Juhu!

me2

Schade, dass es nur "fast der 3. Wk war" hehe (da wäre ich sicher noch ein Stückchen berühmter )

Den Test habe ich schon vor längerer Zeit gemacht, ich war damals Blair.

@icM: Abtrünnig? Ich? Ich zahle einen Teil meiner eingetriebenen Schutzgelder auf die Moderatskonten ein, mehr hat Gorgo nicht zu interessieren.

Wir haben nur Sonderbehandlungen für besonders schreibfreudige User, so ab 4000 Posts.


Y

ich weiß ich genieße diesen besonderen service

icecoldM*:chinese:*agic

Juhu, bin auch Fidel

Hanibal

Hitler

Des Pic von Spike is net schlecht.